if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no